Title: Blue Whale
Year Of Release: 2012
Review Date: August 31, 2012
Running time: 60 minutes
Box Office Gross: N/A
Site Rating: 5 out of 10 stars
The documentary "Blue Whale" was
something else. I learned a few things. For instance, did you know that whales
have willies (it looks like a long tongue). I did not know this, nor did I think
to inquire. The whales mating process in this documentary is quite graphic. Five
male whales had sex with one female whale (bimbo).
Technically this documentary was whale porn and
the cameraman really had no business getting that close during this segment.
They don't even tell you the scene is coming. Oh, the carnage. This documentary
scarred me a bit. I didn't know what to make of it. The female whale having sex with five male whales was the
human equivalent of Kim Kardashian.